Originally Posted by
FrankMB
Don't listen to these fools. The GTZ will make you feel like a bigger man, sometimes even a bigger dick!
Just imagine yourself as you pass lowly ES and LS galants and they see GTZ in your trunk, you immediately command respect knowing you're stiffer suspension and thicker swaybars will outhandle them in any corner. The extra speaker in the middle of your console provides endless hours of crystal clear music. LS owners with door cladding will immediately move to your right in shame as they know their door cladding is only to imitate real GTZ owners and they secretly always wanted to be you. The 16" race wheels with super sticky 205/55HR-16 tires provide extra grip and traction. The all-leather shift knob makes sure your hand sticks like a glove when shifting from P to D. In addition, the white face gauges is a constant reminder that your GTZ is special and makes your revs go faster by having an extra smooth surface and lastly the body colored grilled and tailgate are aerodynamically painted so bugs and insects fly off to the side at speed.
In conclusion, stop denying it, you've always wanted a GTZ.....
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