BTLS: Power Pig Hello!!!!

[o2xtype]

Fava (aka Father ) lol

[VegasMatt]

Lisa G

[o2xtype]

I am Blind lets hit up the green room

[VegasMatt]

Bang me cuz im blind.

[o2xtype]

Im out of here i've been bamboozled

[VegasMatt]

Fuck this place...its bullshit...im outta here.

[VegasMatt]

Fart Bucket

[o2xtype]

Jerry Rice is my spokesperson lol

[VegasMatt]

I'm out of breath after my 6 minute work out...I need a water.

[o2xtype]

and a Cookie? lol

[VegasMatt]

And a rattler

[o2xtype]

No mention of Bubba in your book? lol

[VegasMatt]

The meat fairy brings me my meat.

[VegasMatt]

http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/62/l_5ea32b98d7e2459a8335182e3ca5f9ff.jpg

http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/25/l_4f7fda7e423d439d95b474e978e10eee.jpg

[VegasMatt]

Lets go to Iron Maiden

[VegasMatt]

http://i492.photobucket.com/albums/rr282/JerrePWNAGE/1223219627720-1.jpg

[seth98esT]

Jason Ellis > Bubbla the Love Sponge.

[VegasMatt]

Ban!

[seth98esT]

Your just jealous of Jason Ellis's mad skills!









Red Dragons!!!!!

[VegasMatt]

You need to learn how to work. I hope your sirius breaks again.

[VegasMatt]

Talkin Carney.

[o2xtype]

im going to break your Sirius lol

[VegasMatt]

mike..you and seth battle it out in the bubbagon.

[o2xtype]

Yea back from track day

[o2xtype]

I didnt get to listen to bubba Mon. Tues. anything god go on?

[VegasMatt]

best of...vacation

[o2xtype]

ftl bamboozled

[o2xtype]

sham wow smack a ho

[6G72Galant]

fishsticks and tartar sauce while on the backside front of the conbobulant velagio

[o2xtype]

Hey rabi i got a question

[VegasMatt]

I put training wheels on my harley so now its a trike.

[o2xtype]

a nop

[VegasMatt]

waa a tornado almost hit my house

[o2xtype]

i would use hot water on dead people lol so they cant say !!!!!!aaaaaaa!!!!!!

[VegasMatt]

I am going to suck your blood out in the back of my minivan.

[o2xtype]

lol the Fast and the bi-Curious

[VegasMatt]

That is you and Darin with the GTR

[ZigenScarface]

micheal jacksons dont touch little boys.. vegasmatt does

[VegasMatt]

Cut your promo.

[o2xtype]

MAtt touches little boys? um no BBQ for you in may lol

[VegasMatt]

Zigen PM'd me that he wishes he was a little boy so Rush Limbaugh will touch him.

[VegasMatt]

You got bed bugs.

[ZigenScarface]

an apple a day keeps the doctor away

[ZigenScarface]

Fuck your doctor!

[o2xtype]

now your talking to yourself, you need to k5 that other wise they will lock you up in a mental institute and a 300lb guy will take advantage of your will your on the meds lol

[VegasMatt]

ComaMike...for 25K a day I will take you out and get you laid all weekend by a new chick every night. I'll even send Hogan for you in the private jet and take you to Talladega and drive you around in my golf cart.

[o2xtype]

I have to have my mom cut a check

[VegasMatt]

I dont know what to think...you have my head spinning.

[o2xtype]

you spin my head right round when your going down down lol

[VegasMatt]

baaaaaaap.

[ZigenScarface]

i cant hear you think over the guys big balls in my mouth...i love getting teabagged.

[VegasMatt]

dude in your mouth?

[Galant306m]

over sized pikachu in a love sack with mr.burns

[ZigenScarface]

MATT U edited that.... but

[ZigenScarface]

Vegaslax vs Bulbascarface
and Vegaslax gets knocked out by Bulbascarface's leaf shits
http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/106/l_c8a48571c89d4065bf9c5895155e4f88.jpg

[Galant306m]

Vegaslax vs Bulbascarface
and Vegaslax gets knocked out by Bulbascarface's leaf shits
http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/106/l_c8a48571c89d4065bf9c5895155e4f88.jpg

hahaha awesome. i wish i was unemployed thank god circuit city went under right?

[VegasMatt]

You need to take your ADD meds.

[VegasMatt]

Whats even more disturbing is that you have those toys lying around.

[ZigenScarface]

there the toys that u went me with the TGC stickers...

[o2xtype]

i cant hear you think over the big fat juicy cock in my mouth

Grosss lol

[o2xtype]

i got a tick on my balls lol

[ZigenScarface]

i love the taste of a man..
fuck u lol! quote in for the lock

[ZigenScarface]

uhg.. time to send kiddy porn to the TGC gift department addy i have

u may be able to fuck me up on the internet but in pokemons world i own u

[Galant306m]

zig whats with the rep?

How do i smack bitch's on this site?

[Galant306m]

uhg.. time to send kiddy porn to the TGC gift department addy i have

u may be able to fuck me up on the internet but in pokemons world i own u

you better find your charazard matt's got a blastoise that is going to kick your butt.

[ZigenScarface]

zig whats with the rep?

How do i smack bitch's on this site?
matt fucked my shit up

[VegasMatt]

Zigen loves Nambla

[Galant306m]

hahaha

[VegasMatt]

i got a tick on my balls lol


Richard: I once had 10 ticks on me at the same time....

http://www.thestranger.com/images/blogimages/2009/02/12/1234476557-engorged_tick.jpg

[o2xtype]

Matt fucked my shit up too lol

[Galant306m]

i have yet to let matt fuck my shit up.

[ZigenScarface]

Matt fucked my shit up too lol

Matts the shit fucker upper

[Galant306m]

hey zigen you are green again.

[o2xtype]

power pig hello!!!!!!

[VegasMatt]

Dr Mark

[Galant306m]

association of rufie raping oginizations?

[o2xtype]

Billy bob is a dick

[VegasMatt]

Rob Kahn

[o2xtype]

Im 42 and i fight for a living its just what i do

[VegasMatt]

Hi Royce.

[VegasMatt]

whoa whoa whoa janies crying

[Galant306m]

janies gota gun.

[VegasMatt]

How do I get a monkey to stop biting me while I am having sex with it?

[VegasMatt]

How do I get cum out of my cats fur?

[o2xtype]

with more cum

[VegasMatt]

How do I get this Michelob bottle out of my ass?

[o2xtype]

A twist of the cap lol .

[o2xtype]

everything is better in black :)

[WarmAndSCSI]

What the fucking hell...

Matt, I now know what you do all day long.

[VegasMatt]

Do you want to get your balls shocked?

[WarmAndSCSI]

Yes?

Slimy stripper nutsack crunch.

Just trying to fit in... :-|

[o2xtype]

lol wow someone is working themself's into a shoot

[VegasMatt]

He is about to cut a promo.

[o2xtype]

Bubba Army Bubba Army get rudy in the allstar race lol

[VegasMatt]

I am going to put you into the wall on the 15.

[o2xtype]

im calling hydrolize and getting my rings and puffy eyes taken care of lol

[VegasMatt]

Is this some kind of guido?

[o2xtype]

I dont like the way big dick talks to me about my stank lol

[VegasMatt]

Pittsburgh Mike...Breaker Breaker.....Breaker 19...Get your breaker back bitch...whats your 20?

[o2xtype]

Fuck pittsburgh ooooooooo!!!!!!!!

[VegasMatt]

You need to control your lady at the 20. 10-4

Watch out for the bear cage..come back. You dark matcher.

[o2xtype]

I tell her when she has a problem i run a tight ship lol

[VegasMatt]

Super Matt Roundtable

[o2xtype]

Gay

[VegasMatt]

You are?

[o2xtype]

1 WORD FOR YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kinda lol

[VegasMatt]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kf0TkCavqvQ

[ZigenScarface]

looks like someone landed their first gig... hope they makes some money... i wish i was makin some munies
talent agent talent agent talent agent talk to me

[WarmAndSCSI]

Cunt monkey

[VegasMatt]

Hootie will be broke before he knows it then Linda wont get shiznit.

[VegasMatt]

Mike, want to see my worm?

Did you hear this shit? Nasty dad.

[o2xtype]

I want my own timble lol

[VegasMatt]

Blumpkin Pie on Tradeio

Faucet Set by Golden Showers...shoots warm streams everytime

A contractor who is dropping loooooooads of dirt!

Rim job brand of rims set of 4.

[o2xtype]

I want the Jack Off car jack lol

Kick it out wide

[VegasMatt]

Please contact Patty O'Furniture

[VegasMatt]

Haha..Nick just got Eviled five times!

[o2xtype]

lol

[VegasMatt]

Missed it today.

[o2xtype]

i was in and out between Ellis and Bubba

[VegasMatt]

gasp.

[o2xtype]

Telephone tough guy Owner :)

[VegasMatt]

cash4boys.com

[VegasMatt]

Treadmill Hanging Jones.

[o2xtype]

just step on the gas pedal

[VegasMatt]

Thats a K5 Slap attack with hootie.

[o2xtype]

hey jerome you like 415 pounds

[o2xtype]

I have a vodoo rattler lol

[VegasMatt]

Mike trade your kids to cash4boys.com

[o2xtype]

You trying to out cool guy me, ME i am cool guy buddy lol

[VegasMatt]

Show me your DiAcco's.

[o2xtype]

kick em out wide first

[VegasMatt]

Heather sex tapes.

[VegasMatt]

I feel a Brent concert coming up.

[VegasMatt]

I'm going to make up some Mike songs to play at Galant meets.

[o2xtype]

thats cool cause you never show up at any galant meets lol

[VegasMatt]

Mike how was MOD05-08?

[o2xtype]

i dont know i was going to ask you lol

[VegasMatt]

Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Combes.

[o2xtype]

Matt Matt Matt Matt Matt Matt Ress!!

[VegasMatt]

In the sound of green acres.

Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike Combes
Mike Mike Mike MIke Mike Combes
Miiiiiiike Combes is the place to beeeee...

[o2xtype]

lol

[VegasMatt]

Darth Vader theme:

MIKE MIKE MIKE MIKE MIKE MIKE MIKE MIKE MIKE...
MIKE MIKE MIKE MIKE MIKE MIIIIKE

[o2xtype]

Im going around Vegas today and Dropping Loads of dirt for Free, great grift for your Moms of Wifes lol

[o2xtype]

i need a shirt for the people on growth lol

[VegasMatt]

We have ducks for sale and jungle bunnies. Jungle bunnies are savages but can be tamed perfect for your moms or wives. That one was the best.

[o2xtype]

Im going to drop a mustard load on your picture and then post it on the web

[o2xtype]

im not talking to you when i fuck you lol

[VegasMatt]

I fuck dead girls in the morgue.

[o2xtype]

i'll kick the door if someone is coming

[VegasMatt]

Mike Loves Mambo

[o2xtype]

1 2 345 come on everybody and do the mambo number 5

[VegasMatt]

Take my mustard face down.

[VegasMatt]

Your skin is so dark brown and you are from O town..your skin is so dark brown.

[VegasMatt]

You know how I be, my name is Mike C...Date raped by Kobe.

[o2xtype]

my ass is bleeding

[VegasMatt]

Kobe bought his wife a big fat ring, well he gave me a pearl necklace.

[o2xtype]

and thats a shoot lol

[o2xtype]

yeah nascar lol

[VegasMatt]

Heather wants to make plans.

[o2xtype]

i dont have time to neglect her, im to busy lol

[VegasMatt]

I smoke a pack of 305 basics a day.

[o2xtype]

Your going to blow up before you get to hit the water.

[VegasMatt]

I am going to give you an autograph picture of me.

[o2xtype]

As Lisa G would say YEAHHHHHH!!!!!! lol

[VegasMatt]

Get your stint out.

[o2xtype]

OH GOOD FOR YOU!!!!!! ( Christian Bale) lol

[VegasMatt]

Bang Bang Show

[VegasMatt]

I got Merle Haggard on the radio...

[o2xtype]

b. fudd's love life lol

[VegasMatt]

I met her at the wedding...MOLLY!! haha She is 50.

[o2xtype]

BB in tommorrow

[VegasMatt]

Nascar is boring.

[o2xtype]

thats a work right lol

[VegasMatt]

2 more minutes

[VegasMatt]

Best of willy

[o2xtype]

man i missed the whole show today i was moving offices :(

[VegasMatt]

It was best of...so is tomorrow.

[o2xtype]

boooo

[o2xtype]

is your car tuned yet?

[VegasMatt]

My car is still in cali with cali.

[o2xtype]

oh

[o2xtype]

i gave hizulk a dollar after the Magic Game 4 lol

[VegasMatt]

Sarah Palin zzzzzzzzz

[o2xtype]

you dont have a show without me Matt lol

[VegasMatt]

Do an hour without me.

[o2xtype]

Mmmmmmeeeeeeeee!!!!

[VegasMatt]

Go be on Joe Buck.

[o2xtype]

he wont last to 4 shows

[VegasMatt]

Artie should be a regular on there.

[WarmAndSCSI]

I have green testicles.

[o2xtype]

K5 K5 K5 re rau re rau re rau WARMANDSCSI

[VegasMatt]

Double blue jay.

[o2xtype]

what happen to Bubba

[VegasMatt]

He was bowling last night at the bowling alley and three thugs broke into his suburban and stole 3 guns he had in the truck and his sheriff badge.

[VegasMatt]

PINELLAS COUNTY, FL -- St.Petersburg Police have arrested 3 suspects for stealing weapons, including 2 from radio personality Bubba the Love Sponges' car.

Around 8:00pm on Wednesday, officers investigated a vehicle burglary at 901 Northshore Drive NE. A witness saw the tag number and had a description of the suspects' vehicle.

The same suspects committed four vehicle burglaries in the parking lot of Sunrise Lanes Bowling Alley a short time later. One of those vehicles belonged to Bubba the Love Sponge Clem. The suspects stole several items from Clem's Chevrolet Suburban, including two handguns.

Detectives from the Department's CASE unit found the suspects' vehicle in the area and followed it. They arrested three of the four suspects who were inside of the vehicle. One of the suspects had to be restrained with the use of a Taser.

The fourth suspect escaped on foot, but was later identified. Detectives have issued probable cause for his arrest.

Investigators recovered six handguns from the vehicle, two of which were stolen from Bubba the Love Sponge Clem's vehicle.

One of the recovered guns was identified as a department-issued handgun that was stolen on June 13 from the personal SUV of Major Donnie Williams of the St. Petersburg Police Department while he was off-duty.

Detectives are still investigating how the suspects came into possession of the remaining three handguns that were found inside the vehicle. They are also checking whether or not the Chevrolet Tahoe had been reported stolen.

Nicholas McCant, Mario McCant, and a juvenile were arrested and charged with various burglary andresisting arrest charges.

[WarmAndSCSI]

McCunt?

[VegasMatt]

Ellis.

[o2xtype]

Yea i layed it in to Chyna so what lol

[VegasMatt]

Chyna got a big dick.

[VegasMatt]

Have a pain..in my heart, someone please call 911, cancel all my plans to touch young boys tomorrow..I guess I have to die, was so close to being white, by the way is there a nose I can borrow? Pack my suitcase, and cancel my myspace, good bye world, cancel my tour dates, there will be no little boys to grope and rape, there is no more moonwalking...Life was good, I was rich, but that karma is bitch, it was appalling to watch my face as it was falling, pack my gerycurl, goodbye world. heeee heeeeee shamon.

[o2xtype]

wow tell us how you really feel lol jk

[VegasMatt]

King of pop is in a box tonight.

[VegasMatt]

I'm sorry I shot you with a bb gun, call me back.

[o2xtype]

Listening to ellis since bubba is on vacation

[VegasMatt]

bamboozled.

[o2xtype]

its a work kid

[VegasMatt]

Dont give me heat.

[VegasMatt]

Baaaaaaaarp. Best of Friday sucks.

[o2xtype]

i hope its on today

[VegasMatt]

wax your carrot

[o2xtype]

Get the tape!!!!!!!!!! If i say your a liar then your a liar in my world

[VegasMatt]

I want to stay in my marriage but need to find physical intimacy elsewhere.


Find your lovers here!!!

[o2xtype]

Ashley madison find your lovers here

[VegasMatt]

Mike for you its, Boys of the Bario...Mike finds his lovers here.

[o2xtype]

oh why you got to turn this gay bro lol

[VegasMatt]

I love you








in a non faggot way

[o2xtype]

I wab you

[VegasMatt]

Its all about Mike.

[o2xtype]

yea it is lol straight shoot style

[VegasMatt]

You are a jobber.

[ZigenScarface]

Im gunna fly this boat to your crotch some how. like kevin garnett, anything is possible!

[VegasMatt]

^^^^^^^ What is this jobber talking about...sounds like you want to do a few rounds in the bubbagon!!!

[ZigenScarface]

u can read me like a book

[VegasMatt]

Go jump off a big builiding into a swimming pool and rip your nipples off kid.

[o2xtype]

but make sure we can hear you jump over the phone

[VegasMatt]

And we want to see nipple blood.

[o2xtype]

Ellis Vs Bubba

[VegasMatt]

Propofol party Michael Jackson style kid

[o2xtype]

sounds like my kind of party

[VegasMatt]

Go yoke up your wife then shoot her by using your dog as a silencer.

[o2xtype]

i rub one out in front of old ladies and drop the load on there carpets lol

[VegasMatt]

Clear Channel

[o2xtype]

power pig

[o2xtype]

im one of the 18 listeners from orlando lol

[VegasMatt]

I shot the sheriff

[o2xtype]

i perform a two finger cultasack on Akira

[VegasMatt]

I perform a two finger culdasack on Aiza.

[o2xtype]

how dare you lol

[VegasMatt]

Tommy gave you a two finger cul de sack in your asshole I heard for a nitrous refill.

[o2xtype]

lol its ok sometimes to break down and cry,

[VegasMatt]

You want me to come to your party you got to send me enough advance notice Ballard.

[o2xtype]

Frankinballard.

[VegasMatt]

Mike Mike Mike MikeMike MikeMike MikeMike MikeMike MikeMike MikeMike MikeMike MikeMike MikeMike MikeMike MikeMike MikeMike MikeMike MikeMike MikeMike MikeMike MikeMike MikeMike MikeMike MikeMike MikeMike MikeMike MikeMike MikeMike MikeMike MikeMike MikeMike MikeMike MikeMike MikeMike MikeMike MikeMike Mike

[VegasMatt]

Mike were you the guy this morning who put catfish food on your dick and the catfish bit down on your cock and your friend couldnt pull the catfish on your dick so he fucked the catfish in the ass?

Or were you the guy who was jumping on the trampoline then you shit on the trampoline and it went on the girls face?

[o2xtype]

i was the guy that wanted to see all that :)

[VegasMatt]

Oh, you were the guy selling porn out of your trunk....looking for curved cocks.

[o2xtype]

yes sir

[VegasMatt]

Just call me Ron Tonkama

[o2xtype]

a coyote took my dog but i think hes still alive

[VegasMatt]

Your pee hole is not located on the tip of your dick, dr mark told me.