View Full Version : BTLS: Power Pig Hello!!!!
o2xtype
09-17-2009, 06:48 PM
no its really located towards my balls
VegasMatt
09-18-2009, 12:18 AM
You will need cosmetic surgery.
o2xtype
09-18-2009, 01:09 PM
im going to pump up my lips with kick ass products lol
VegasMatt
09-18-2009, 01:58 PM
5 minutes!!
o2xtype
09-21-2009, 12:56 PM
did you see the Heather pictures?
VegasMatt
09-21-2009, 03:43 PM
No I need to twitter. what is their tweet?
o2xtype
09-24-2009, 12:36 PM
i dont know i just signed up to see the photos and i haven't been back since lol
VegasMatt
09-24-2009, 12:52 PM
Did you markout to them?
o2xtype
09-24-2009, 05:03 PM
and other things lol
VegasMatt
09-24-2009, 05:36 PM
When do you move Ballard?
o2xtype
09-25-2009, 10:32 AM
Lisa G is a 30 Double D lol
VegasMatt
10-07-2009, 06:13 PM
I saw your 34C at Fresh N Easy.
Jeffylou87
10-07-2009, 11:11 PM
I'm drunk
VegasMatt
10-08-2009, 03:07 AM
Oh Gooooooood for yOoooou.
VegasMatt
10-12-2009, 02:59 PM
Bubba the Vigilante
VegasMatt
10-19-2009, 05:08 PM
Sung to WKRP in Cincicinnati...
Mike... I had heard a rumor
I hope that you can clear up for me
When you were on vacatoin in Cincinnati
I heard you had sex with a tranny
This guy said you were wearing a track suit
And this tranvestite gave you a little kiss
then you disappeared into the VIP
and he feverishly jerked you off with his fist
You were jacked off by a tranny in Cincinnati!!
RedLine DOHC
10-19-2009, 05:36 PM
I have no idea whats going on here.... the first sign is an adams apple..... just a heads up i guess. lol
VegasMatt
10-19-2009, 06:34 PM
Your sig is huuuuuuuuuuuuge, I should delete it.
o2xtype
10-20-2009, 11:09 AM
Its the biggest picture i've seen !~!!!!!!!IN MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!
VegasMatt
10-20-2009, 03:41 PM
Go cry in the green room
o2xtype
10-21-2009, 10:07 AM
i sit on my foot at work to get meself off lol
VegasMatt
10-21-2009, 11:36 AM
I am hurt like Edge.
o2xtype
10-21-2009, 04:55 PM
you mean Jericho lol ;-p YOUR FIRED!!!!!
VegasMatt
10-26-2009, 04:51 PM
Giddy up uh oom papa mow mow...
Grab my popcorn.
o2xtype
10-27-2009, 02:47 PM
Hootie is on the phone lol DIng Ding Ding Ding Ding
VegasMatt
10-27-2009, 03:53 PM
Larry GaGa
o2xtype
10-28-2009, 10:16 AM
Man what happen to the real music like Mr. Roboto
VegasMatt
10-28-2009, 01:07 PM
Or jack and diane.
o2xtype
10-29-2009, 10:54 AM
are you a LESTER? lol
VegasMatt
10-29-2009, 12:43 PM
You are wanda sykes.
o2xtype
10-29-2009, 05:49 PM
can you ask your mom if your dad had life insurance? lol
VegasMatt
10-29-2009, 08:39 PM
shoot your in the balls with a bb gun.
o2xtype
10-30-2009, 10:11 AM
farvagedon
VegasMatt
10-30-2009, 01:15 PM
Hey man...Its green bay. What did you expect.
VegasMatt
10-30-2009, 01:19 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYkO5Kggtyw
o2xtype
11-02-2009, 02:52 PM
B fud with a work
VegasMatt
11-05-2009, 12:46 AM
I dressed up as blind glenn for trick or treat
o2xtype
11-09-2009, 05:15 PM
you running the mark lungsford foundation if so sell your stock in that company lol
VegasMatt
11-10-2009, 04:22 PM
I sold my tour bus but I dont know who I sold it to.
o2xtype
11-16-2009, 10:48 AM
im just sitting here putting icy hot on my balls lol
VegasMatt
11-18-2009, 12:23 AM
I'm getting kicked out of Miami.
o2xtype
11-18-2009, 12:52 PM
and a N***a dont care
VegasMatt
11-18-2009, 04:32 PM
Clem Gym Controversy
o2xtype
11-18-2009, 05:20 PM
grab both toes and kickim out wide bitch
VegasMatt
11-18-2009, 06:30 PM
No more working out for you in the clem gym, you might get hurt.
o2xtype
11-19-2009, 10:48 AM
its ok i signed the papers
VegasMatt
11-19-2009, 06:08 PM
No talking while couples are having sex.
VegasMatt
11-23-2009, 03:14 PM
What is this Twilight Spice...I never heard of it.
Kill some hot bitches and suck the blood from their neck.
o2xtype
12-01-2009, 03:35 PM
i'll take 45 years all day long
VegasMatt
12-01-2009, 05:19 PM
Who is Adam Lambert?
From American Idol?
OK enough..chut up. Ive heard enough.
VegasMatt
12-04-2009, 11:41 AM
Hi, Billy Mays here. Here to talk about cocaine.
Kaboom...not the cleaner.... but my heart.
o2xtype
12-04-2009, 12:20 PM
man its all about karen angle sex talk
VegasMatt
12-04-2009, 12:51 PM
I'm a 2 star general.
VegasMatt
12-11-2009, 04:22 PM
Mike = ran a red light...i saw you on Durango & Oso Blanco.
o2xtype
12-11-2009, 06:40 PM
stop stalking me fool lol i ended up hydroplaining into a brick wall im hurting and Aiza isn't doing well
VegasMatt
12-11-2009, 11:59 PM
You only typed that for sympathy. Kathy Clem saw Aiza and she was walking fine.
VegasMatt
12-14-2009, 05:11 PM
I make it rain dead baybays in the club.
o2xtype
12-15-2009, 05:49 PM
Im going to race more, for part of my bucket list lol
VegasMatt
12-16-2009, 10:35 AM
She's the Whiiiiiiiiiiiiiite wife of Tiger!
o2xtype
12-16-2009, 05:45 PM
man why do i have to give money back after getting lotto tickets for x-mas
VegasMatt
12-16-2009, 09:20 PM
Mike is my secret santa.
VegasMatt
12-17-2009, 04:31 PM
Mike, do you eat the Nedly Meaty Mandingo sandwich with juicy creamy man sauce?
o2xtype
12-18-2009, 10:02 AM
Mmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!
VegasMatt
12-18-2009, 05:26 PM
I'm going to new york to howard party.
VegasMatt
12-29-2009, 11:49 PM
Mike, I have a copy of Bubba Raw 4 for you. I got 2 copies for Xmas.
o2xtype
01-04-2010, 04:49 PM
sweet i've been on vacation for the past two weeks
VegasMatt
01-04-2010, 05:47 PM
Where did you go?
o2xtype
01-05-2010, 10:47 AM
I went to a far off land called 95 and Durango lol
VegasMatt
01-05-2010, 03:52 PM
Oh I been there. Today as a matter of fact haha.
o2xtype
01-05-2010, 05:16 PM
lol Im going to start a Ice Cream Truck Business you want in lol
VegasMatt
01-05-2010, 05:50 PM
hahaha....do you trade deals for ice cream?
o2xtype
01-05-2010, 06:32 PM
yes sir! i'll clear an area next to the beers lol
VegasMatt
01-06-2010, 03:27 PM
Do you want your twelve incher cut or uncut?
o2xtype
01-07-2010, 12:39 PM
How dare you talk about cuts at this time :( j/k but hope Artie gets Better
VegasMatt
01-08-2010, 04:56 PM
Is Tommy at Regulate still? I need a "smog".
o2xtype
01-08-2010, 05:35 PM
Regulate is out of Business Mike is doing his own thing out of his garage
VegasMatt
01-08-2010, 05:56 PM
Oh, I guess I cant get a "smog" anymore. Unless you have a hook up??
VegasMatt
01-10-2010, 10:27 PM
You + smog hook up = would be delightful
:)
o2xtype
01-11-2010, 10:09 AM
i check and see what i can do
VegasMatt
01-11-2010, 05:31 PM
Yeah let me know because my smog goes out on 1/30.
smokinLV
01-11-2010, 08:20 PM
just stopping by to say hello. and a late happy new years to you fellas.
VegasMatt
01-11-2010, 11:46 PM
Sup Twan. How bout them....cardinals haha.
o2xtype
01-12-2010, 10:29 AM
What up Ant. When you coming to visit foo :)
VegasMatt
01-12-2010, 01:27 PM
Mike...concentrate on the smog.
o2xtype
01-13-2010, 04:56 PM
hey i heard Doug Clem does them in Reno, cause he's the man
VegasMatt
01-13-2010, 09:29 PM
He has his own toolbox and has lots of tools.
smokinLV
01-15-2010, 12:18 AM
Man, i was so pissed. I was actually at the game also. Mike man my daughter birthday feb 3 you should stop by. Bring the kids, you to matt i know your son big as hell now.
o2xtype
01-15-2010, 10:25 AM
im there for sure just tell me where its at.
[email protected]
VegasMatt
01-19-2010, 11:05 PM
breaker breaker
o2xtype
01-20-2010, 10:35 AM
You got your ass kicked by Con lol
VegasMatt
01-20-2010, 11:44 AM
You are MJ's son.
VegasMatt
01-22-2010, 02:25 PM
Mike the foul mouthed red neck.
o2xtype
01-22-2010, 04:41 PM
Hey Gene Lasker just e-mailed me and said he's more Red Neck then You'll Every Be
VegasMatt
01-25-2010, 06:10 PM
Listen Stupid.
o2xtype
01-25-2010, 06:36 PM
I'de kick my sole's ass
smokinLV
01-26-2010, 06:25 PM
Yo mike email me your number
[email protected]
VegasMatt
01-28-2010, 04:31 PM
You're fired because you're a faggot!
VegasMatt
01-28-2010, 04:42 PM
hahaha...did you hear the guy who wrote the letter to the preacher on TV, and it was the lyrics to Fresh Prince of Bel Air?
o2xtype
01-29-2010, 09:48 AM
make a u-turn cause you F***ed it up
VegasMatt
01-29-2010, 11:24 AM
You Meely Mouthed mother fucker.
o2xtype
01-29-2010, 12:55 PM
Your a Hogan mark
VegasMatt
01-29-2010, 03:56 PM
You need a hogan/bubba army shirt.
VegasMatt
01-29-2010, 03:58 PM
You need this book so you can get laid....Copy Paste and Bang.
o2xtype
01-29-2010, 06:35 PM
GuiltYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Knob
I vote yes on Gene Lasker
VegasMatt
01-30-2010, 12:43 AM
Roll up in the daewoo
VegasMatt
02-03-2010, 04:16 PM
Easy on the brakes...$3400 to replace the brakes on the jet...go to the next exit..let the bitch roll.
o2xtype
02-03-2010, 09:13 PM
Yo Ant I've tried to email and text you but have not heard back from you. Hit me up bro
VegasMatt
02-03-2010, 09:30 PM
Ant is in jail. He shoplifted the pooty.
VegasMatt
02-08-2010, 04:41 PM
Mike marks out to Fozzy.
VegasMatt
02-15-2010, 04:04 PM
My dick is the main attraction...your dick..sucked by Michael Jackson.
o2xtype
02-16-2010, 08:45 PM
damn i haven't been able to post at work no more lol
VegasMatt
02-18-2010, 05:31 PM
You got firewalled mcguillicutty?
VegasMatt
02-24-2010, 06:01 PM
I guess so.
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