hot 15 year old!

**quicksilver22** · 03-05-2007, 09:36 PM

this page already has 185 views... that is horrible

**Darkkend** · 03-05-2007, 09:39 PM

Originally Posted by quicksilver22

this page already has 185 views... that is horrible

Your telling me it had 20 views before I posted my first reply.

**SLS2000** · 03-05-2007, 10:32 PM

sorry officer

she looked like 18

drank like 20

and said she can &*%# 30

but next time I promise Ill card the next hoe!

**Mazarin** · 03-05-2007, 11:27 PM

Her tits say she's old enough.

**milo111000** · 03-05-2007, 11:47 PM

Originally Posted by Mazarin

Her tits say she's old enough.

you meant this one??

A woman decided to have a facelift for her 50th birthday. She spend
$15,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she
stops at a newsstand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the
clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?"

"About 32," is the reply.

"Nope! I'm exactly 50," the woman says happily.

A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl the
very same question.

The girl replies, "I'd guess about 29."

The woman replies with a big smile, "Nope, I'm 50."

Now she's feeling really good about herself. She stops in a drug store
on her way down the street. She goes up to the counter to get some mints
and asks the clerk this burning question.

The clerk responds, "Oh, I'd say 30."

Again she proudly responds, "I'm 50, but thank you!"

While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks
an old man waiting next
to her the same question.

He replies, "Lady, I'm 78 and my eyesight is going. Although, when I was
young, there was a sure-fire way to tell how old a woman was. It sounds
very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra.
Then, and only then can I tell you EXACTLY how old you are."

They wait in silence on the empty street until her curiosity gets the
best of her. She finally blurts out, "What the hell, go ahead."

He slips both of his hands under her blouse and begins to feel around
very slowly and carefully. He bounces and weighs each breast and he
gently pinches each nipple. He pushes her breasts together and rubs them
against each other.

After a couple of minutes of this, she says, "Okay, okay...How old am I?"

He completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his hands, and
says, "Madam, you are 50."

Stunned and amazed, the woman says, "That was
incred ible, how could you tell?"

The old man says, "Promise you won't get mad?"

"I promise I won't." she says.

"I was behind you in line at McDonald's."