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In response to Mr. juan18_c's cunning retort:Originally Posted by juan18_c
In that instance, you sound like a typical 16 year old know-nothing hardass. In fact, I'm willing to bet you exemplify at least a couple of qualities of a typical ricer hardass. But that's beside the point.tolowbass
so u think i got fucking screwed by those pricks?
cuz if it is like that ima kick their ass
When you say "ima kick their ass" seriously, how is someone supposed to take it? Especially from someone like you, who has no standing on this site whatsoever, and has said nothing but "I'm gonna kick some ass, I'm so mad I could scream, so let's blame Jiffy Lube for the problem!" Instead of jumping on here screaming about how it's all Jiffy Lube's fault, why don't you just fix the problem, retard? It's not too difficult to figure out what's wrong with a tranny, even if it just means taking it to somebody who actually does know something about cars (i.e., not Jiffy Lube).
Realize that they're not going to pay, especially after hearing about your burnouts and (I'm making an assumption here) your retarded, aggressive driving. I'm very willing to bet you tear that car to pieces. If you even took this to court or anything like that, they will have people there willing to take apart your tranny to show you how YOU fucked it up and they didn't. I've heard of Jiffy Lube getting away with not putting oil back in people's cars and siezing the engine up; it's not going to be hard for them to beat down some mentally handicapped 16 year old with his first car who doesn't want to let daddy know why his car is fucked up.
As for slow? I just find that fairly funny. I'm not claiming to be a genius (because I'm not) or to be an expert at cars (because I'm not), but I am far from slow. I know more about cars and, most likely, life in general, than you could ever imagine.
Oh, side note. Learn to type. I'd rather get anally penetrated with a cattle prod than read through another one of your posts worded like that. The next time I see a post worded like that, I'm gouging my eyes out with a fork.
I'm also willing to bet you have no idea how to do a real burnout, either. You were probably showing off to some 15 year old girl who was willing to pop out her pubescent excuses for tits if you sent up a shitload of smoke from your tires. Go you, you win. If my girlfriend got smoked in the face with a brick, she'd still be hotter than any Down's syndrome look-alike cock-mongering bitch you've ever touched. You don't know what a burnout is for, you don't know why a burnout helps, and I'm willing to bet you never will until someone with some real knowledge (knowledge that didn't come from your mad tight JDM-buddies or from that sick killer tight accurate representation of street racing we call "Fast and the Furious") shuts you the fuck up in real life. I wish it could be me, but alas, you are probably too far away from me. Instead, I'll have to bitch slap you across the internet, tell you to shut your fucking face-hole before you embarass yourself further, and go downstairs to bang my model girlfriend. I'll catch you later, cock-eater.
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